My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Randomize