I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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