I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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