Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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