I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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