so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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