I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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