oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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