Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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