Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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