where does the pee come out of this thing
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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