i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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