S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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