In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
