Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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