Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She bit a glass in half.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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