So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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