I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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