I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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