I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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