I cockslap morals
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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