So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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