with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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