so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
one two three fourrrrnication!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
God I need to hump something, right now.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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