After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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