Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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