I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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