You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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