I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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