my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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