Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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