Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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