are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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