OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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