What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
You ate ashes out of my bong
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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