youre lurking in front of me
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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