i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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