Me too!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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