what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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