Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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