quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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