So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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