I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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