Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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