Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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