She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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