Have you finally orgasmed yet?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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