You're completely useless in the revolution.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I deserve this hangover.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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