I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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