You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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