just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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My penis needs a shock collar
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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