How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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