Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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