I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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