I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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