he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
